somenigerianbelle:

I low key wish I was pretty. Like really pretty. Like gorgeous. The kind of good looks that have everyone wanting to know who you are and where you came from and wondering how you ended up in the same space as them.

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quack-likeaduck:

you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????

4 years ago | 171164 ❤ | reblog

ohreinababyy:

If he’s out here making fun of fat girls, he’s trash girl. Leave.

4 years ago | 17851 ❤ | reblog


  • Me: [doesn't realize or recognize the severity of the situation I'm in]
  • Everyone: wow u are so chill about everything
  • Me, definitely dissociating: lol yeah I just roll with the punches I guess
4 years ago | 461167 ❤ | reblog

pettyqueer:

me: you know what i could go for right now?

friend: dick in your a-

me: dick in my ass

4 years ago | 54951 ❤ | reblog
pastel-chaos:
“ Look how pure this duck is
”


  • person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
  • me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay
4 years ago | 496044 ❤ | reblog

paprikavaseline:

a hundred tiny daydreams about you

4 years ago | 445473 ❤ | reblog

original-plastic:

meladoodle:

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

Please

4 years ago | 485365 ❤ | reblog